March Tour Dates - Virgin Tour of Brighton...

MARCH tour dates are now available to view... please note that there is a NEW TOUR coming up in BRIGHTON....

First time for everything!! :o)

***MARCH....***

BELFAST CITY CENTRE - 5th, 6th & 7th March inclusive

INVERNESS CITY CENTRE - 12th, 13th & 14th March inclusive

CARLISLE CITY CENTRE - 19th, 20th & 21st March inclusive

BRIGHTON - 27th & 28th March inclusive ** First Tour **

The Demise of Foxy Loxy...

It's bloody freezing in Belfast - well, outside at least - plenty to do to keep me 'hot' indoors *Winks*

I love all animals - even those that can tend to 'creep me out' at times, so when Foxy Loxy wanders into my garden at night, I often leave food out for him and his family. (My dog isn't aware that it's usually HIS food that I share with the red wonders...).

There are also a family of squirrels that dart about during the day, and they have become very tame too. It amazes me how they can run up the sides of the houses and scamper along the gutters.

On Saturday night, as usual, I left out some dog biscuits for Foxy Loxy as he was beginning to look a little on the thin side and he'd been yapping loudly during the early hours of the previous few mornings - hungry and looking for a mate no doubt.

So, imagine my distress at my neighbour knocking on my door on Sunday afternoon and suggesting I keep the dog in the house for a while as Foxy Loxy was laying badly 'injured' in my garden. In fact, it was thought that he may have been poisoned! My neighbour had called the SSPCA who were sending someone around as soon as possible.

The poor animal was trying to get up and stand, but he just couldn't make it. It only took the SSPCA about 15 minutes to arrive, during which time the Fox's breathing became shallower and less obvious. Chappie had no problems putting the dog-catcher noose thingy around Mr Fox's head, and he came back to say that he was on his last breath.

On saying something quietly to my neighbour, he went back to his van. My neighbour then advised me to go back into my house as Foxy was about to be humanely euthanised!! The SSPCA chappie suspected that the poor animal had been poisoned too...

I would have loved to have done that to whoever it was that poisoned the fox. It's just absolutely SICK!!!

Talking later to my local beat bobby, he informed me that poisoning, or even harming foxes in any way is actually a crime and if the person(s) who did it were found, then they would be prosecuted!

I never knew that foxes are protected - but sadly, it's a little too late for this particular Foxy Loxy - may he rest in peace!!!

It's not my fault I'm a sex addict:: Woman reveals she has slept with more than 1,000 men

It's not my fault I'm a sex addict: Woman reveals she has slept with more than 1,000 men

She had 40 lovers by the age of 17
Once had sex with 7 men in 24 hours

A 42-year-old woman has notched up more than 1,000 lovers, and had already chalked up 40 by the time she was just 17.

Crystal Warren, a retail manager from Brighton puts her sex addiction down to witnessing the painful breakdown of her parents marriage when she was five-years-old.

'People don’t usually associate sex addiction with women,' Crystal told the Daily Mirror. 'We’re normally the ones accused of making excuses before the lights go off but with me it’s different. I think about sex all day.'

At the weekend she says she often leaves the house in the middle of the day to find men at pubs or coffee shops to pick up and take home.

On a bad day she has admitted to having sex with seven different men in 24 hours, sometimes a few at a time.

With such a high number in just one day she confessed it was difficult to fit it all in, and would sleep with a man in the morning, one at lunch and then as many as possible in the evening.

Miss Warren lost her virginity when she was 15 and believes she became a sex addict almost instantaneously.

The feeling of being wanted by her first lover drove her on for more and more sexual experiences and shortly after her first time she was having sex with new man every other month.

By the time she was 17 she had slept with 40 people.

She didn't think it was a particularly high number for one so young as she assumed all the girls in her Somerset village were doing the same.

'I didn’t know 40 men was more than most women sleep with in a lifetime. All I knew was that I felt good about myself when I was having sex.'

When she was in her 20s she put her overwhelming desire to have more and more conquests down to simply having a high sex drive.

Looking back she says, she should have realised she was in the grip of an addiction.

Miss Warren claims she has always practices safe sex. She isn’t able to have children but ensures she doesn’t contract any STIs.

In line with other addictions MIss Warren says if she doesn't get what she wants she feels moody and frustrated.

'I’d begin to feel hungry for sex,' she says. 'I’d go on the prowl for men on my lunch breaks. If I didn’t manage to have sex I’d be unproductive all afternoon. If I go without for a few days I start to feel desperately low, depressed and lack energy.'

She says people assume she is a slut but she insists the addiction means it is out of her control.

When she was 35 she noticed all her friends had begun to settle down, so she decided to begin dating younger men. This had the added benefit as they had the energy to keep up with her huge sexual demands.

She has even joined a specialist online dating website which helps her find men who can keep up with her high sex drive.

It was only when she hit 40, and her best friend turned her back on her did she finally confront her addiction.

'I know I’m a sex addict, but I can’t face getting professional help. Sex is the only thing that makes me feel good about myself. I guess when the men start saying no, I’ll stop having sex. I know some people must think I’m a terrible person, but believe me I’m not proud of myself.'

Oh dear, Crystal. You really DO need help! A Business plan would be a good start - can you imagine the amount of money that you could have earned by now if you had changed profession? *Rolls eyes*!!

A Guide To Working Ladies of London Book Under Investigation by Police...

A Guide To Working Ladies Of London book under investigation by police after ‘five-star ratings guide’ sells 500 copies on Amazon

LINK HERE

Guide book lists contact details, specialisms, working hours and charging policies of almost 600 sex workers...

Deputy Mayor of London wants a police investigation into the legality of the book...

Author defends guide saying there are 'far too many people in this world telling us how to behave'

A book entitled 'A Guide to the Working Ladies of London' was at the centre of a police prostitution probe today after selling 500 copies on Amazon.

Police officers have been asked to investigate the new directory which ranks prostitutes on a five-star scale.

The book lists the contact details, specialisms, working hours and charging policies of almost 600 sex workers in the capital.

The £10 directory has sold more than 500 copies, according to author George McCoy, 63, a retired vinyl record seller and veteran reviewer of sexual services.

However, Kit Malthouse, deputy Mayor of London with responsibility for policing, said he would ask the Met to investigate the legality of the book.

He said: 'It strikes me that reviewing human beings in the same way as a restaurants is repellent.

'The thing people forget is that the world of organised prostitution is also a world of organised crime, drug dealing and abuse. Anything like this that tries to sanitise it is revolting.'

Mr McCoy, who has also written a book called Guide to the Agencies, Corrective Services and Parlours of London, said he took all the measures he could to ensure those listed work of their own free will, and had no moral qualms about his work.

He said: 'I think we have far too many people in this world telling us how to behave.

'Obviously we want to give a good example to the youth of the country, but you should be free to do what we want as long as it’s not going to harm anyone else.'

He said he’d sold copies to 'gentlemen, including viscounts and knights of the realm,' and police would be wasting their time if they investigated.

He said: 'There have been far more blatant cases that have been taken to court and people were found not guilty.

'I’m not saying it’s legal, but all sorts of things are illegal. It’s a question of whether it’s in the public interest to take me to court.'

A Met Police spokesman said they would consider investigating when they received information from Mr Malthouse.

A spokesman said: 'The Metropolitan Police Service’s human exploitation and organised crime command responds to, and builds up, intelligence pictures in areas of the sex industry where the most harm may be done.

'Our primary aim is to make London a hostile environment for traffickers and those who exploit people to operate in.'

Mr McCoy used personal experience, newspaper adverts and the internet in his attempt to research and rank every individual working lady in London.

He edits four specific guidebooks, McCoy’s British Massage Parlour Guide, McCoy’s British Escort Guide, McCoy’s Guide to Adult Services in London and McCoy’s Guide to Adult Services in East Anglia, the Midlands and Wales.

Based on his McCoy’s scoring system, Chessington’s workers scored highest with an average of 4.5 stars.

The working ladies of Surbiton received an average 3.4 stars, those in Kingston were rated at three stars, and New Malden’s working women were given 2.7 stars.

He described nearby Croydon as boasting 'a number of working ladies, although none are of any note'.

One former prostitute, listed in the guide despite starting a new career, said she fell into the role through friends, and had no regrets about a job she enjoyed.

She said: 'I suppose [the book] is handy if you are a guy who wants this kind of service. It’s good it has people’s real opinions rather than what the people who do it themselves say. It’s good to have an honest opinion.'

The Guide to the Agencies, Corrective Services and Parlours of London gives a similar star rating to dominatrixes and 'masseurs'.

HOW POLICE WILL FIND IT DIFFICULT TO BRING A CHARGE AGAINST AUTHOR

Despite the police being asked to look at A Guide to the Working Ladies of London, it is unlikely that any prosecution would be brought against its author.

The police may, however, be interested in offences connected with advertising on behalf of prostitutes. Such offences may include Conspiracy to Corrupt Public Morals or to Outrage Public Decency.

But as author George McCoy is merely providing a guidebook and not working with or making money from the women he promotes, the police may have difficulties in bringing a charge.

Even if the police passed a file to the Crown Prosecution Service, it would have to consider whether a prosecution would be in the public interest.

British courts also take Article 10 of the European Convention on Human Rights - Freedom of Speech - very seriously.

Free expression cannot be curtailed simply because a publication might offend. The question of whether a publication outrages public decency is one for a jury and the threshold for guilt is very high.

Mr McCoy has four other guidebooks out concerning adult services and has never been prosecuted.

That more than anything shows that a police charge against Mr McCoy is unlikely to happen.....

Oooh, I'm in one of George's books *Giggles*

But having met George myself, I feel that IF he ever came across any trafficked girls on his travels, that he would inform the relevant authorities. At least - I sincerely hope that he would!!!

And the Police should really think twice about hassling Service Providers (or is it called 'performing a WELFARE check nowadays? *sigh*) too - we're more likely to make the acquaintance of, or at least hear of any trafficked girls, but persist in giving us grief and like the sea shell - we'll just clam up!!

And to finish with.... I see that I'm being followed by the Sunday Sport!! I should think so too, as I spend a fortune on advertising with them... HI GUYS!!!! *WaVeS* x

Fur Coat, No Knickers?

One of my 'fetishes' (as far as clothes are concerned), besides the obligatory shoes, are coats. I have more coats than a coat factory on a cold day, and the majority of these are fur - real and fake/faux fur.

I make no apologies for this, I just love the look and feel of them. They keep me warm, and they look good.

Unfortunately, I do tend to spend quite a bit of money on them (I hasten to add though, that the 2 real fur coats that I have were gifts to me).

But what really 'rips my knitting', is when people assume (wrongly? Lol) that I am a prostitute. You know - 'fur coat, no knickers' kind of thing. They think that just because I wear a long furry coat or jacket, that I really MUST be a woman of 'easy virtue'.

Now, I have been wearing coats like this for years - even before I entered my chosen profession. I've even heard my own mother make unkind comments along those lines when she has seen females (of ANY age) wearing such a garment.

But then I have had many woman & men approach me whilst I am out and about, to tell me how much they like my coat(s) or jacket(s) - praise indeed! It's just very odd how people's minds work though.

I have a 'hug in a mug' blue furry coat, (Remember the TV ad for cup-a-soup?). An ankle length silver-grey faux fur coat that feels like a luxurious teddy bear - awww. A '50s style ankle length black faux fur coat, amongst several others.

At the end of the day - I love to wear 'em, and I wish people would stop criticising me for choosing to do so!! Ok, so maybe I DON'T wear knickers underneath from time to time, but at least I'm covered up and WARM on a cold Autumn/Winter's day...Fnar! Fnar!!

But it all works in my favour anyway, as I receive many bookings from chaps asking for me to wear one of my fur coats as they find the feel incredibly sexy too :o)

It Has Been Brought To My Attention...

Once again, I haven't blogged for a while - so shoot me! But Happy New Year (albeit belated)blah blah blah...

So, my first blog of 2012...

Well, as the title says - It has been brought to my attention that there is an escort out in this big wide world of ours, that seems to think that she is above and beyond reproach when it comes to the unnecessary comments that she makes about other ladies and certain websites.

What I read pissed me off big style.

FIRSTLY - She criticises the spelling etc of some of the girls who have made enquiries on a certain helpful website. Girls who wish some information on, and before making a decision as to whether they wish to enter into the industry or not.

What she seems to overlook is that some of these girls may be dyslexic, or may not have such a high standard of education as, perhaps, some others who may have been fortunate enough to have tasted. Just because their spelling, grammar, punctuation or capitalisation may not be 100%, does not make them stupid.

Perhaps this lady should actually re-read her own 'rant' and correct several of the above that she has made in her OWN blog before mocking others!!!! (We're none of us perfect really, are we!)

SECONDLY - She then goes on to slate other WG's who offer help to the original questions regarding girls considering entering the industry.

So what should they do? NOT respond? NOT offer their own experience of setting up and running a website - whether the person offering this advice runs their own website company or not? NOT let the girl know what to expect during an appointment - just leave her totally on her own? Out on a limb? No friends or contacts?

Ok, Lady - YOU prefer to distance yourself from all we more 'common' women, but at least we all KNOW that, IF there should be any problems, if we NEED help, all we have to do is pick up the phone or send an email and help will be there by return.

I may not get on with one or two ladies, but if they needed my help, I would give it them as much as I possibly could.

THIRDLY - So let's move on now to the 'mis'information that this lady claims that the helpful site dishes out.

As regards TAX - No-one is claiming to be a professional in this respect, they are merely giving information that anyone with an ounce of common sense could glean for themselves from Google or even the Tax Office itself.

I have no Legal or Financial training as far as Tax is concerned either, but I have an Accountant who does the work for me, and I pay the Tax Office what they demand. Any woman that approaches me and enquires about setting up in business, Tax is the first thing that I inform/advise her about.

There are far too many nasty, bitchy people in the world who would just like to see others fall flat on their face, and reporting them to the tax office is usually the first thing that said nasty, bitchy people would do.

HMRC = The largest collection of legal PIMPS in the world!!!

FOURTHLY - So, a drug-using (potential) client's Adultwork nickname was removed from the warnings section of the helpful site? So? Doesn't it occur to you that if he discovered that his AW nickname was there - all he has to do is to create a new profile with a different nickname?

There are other ways of discovering his identity, and yes - logging in and sending a private message to the original poster is usually the best way.

And how can you say that the helpful site is condoning the use of illegal drugs? As is written on your blog, you say that

the moderator says ...it is up to the girl whether or not she takes a client who uses drugs, and up to the girl as to whether or not she agres[sic] to take them with her client.

How is that CONDONING it? It IS up to the GIRL, no-one else!!!

It's a no-brainer. It's not rocket science!!

You've previously ranted about your mistrust of other WG's, and I don't blame you. You can never trust anyone 100%, but you're certainly not endearing yourself to ANY WG's at all - more like alienating yourself.

Just remember that, like us, you're only human and can get hurt too. None of us have to be 'best buddies', but we all (and I do mean ALL) need a shoulder or an ear from time to time. Someone who can pass on information via emails if it was deemed important enough - like bad client lists etc.

Ok, that's my little rant over with. I'm not posting this to upset anyone, or to make enemies - but we're all entitled to our opinions.

Tour Dates for Jan - Feb 2012 including my *First Tour of Edinburgh*

Below are the tour dates for the rest of January up to, and including the end of February...

***JANUARY....***

BELFAST CITY CENTRE -
30th & 1st January / 1st February inclusive

***FEBRUARY....***

INVERNESS CITY CENTRE -
6th, 7th & 8th February inclusive

*First Tour* EDINBURGH CITY CENTRE -
20th, 21st & 22nd February

CARLISLE CITY CENTRE -
27th, 28th & 29th February inclusive

***MARCH....***

There may be a possible tour in LONDON in March, but this has still to be arranged and confirmed, so watch this space.